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Uncle Sam and Uncle Ho to Build Largest Vietnamese Data Center

published on January 24th, 2008 . by admin

Uncle Sam gonna help out Uncle Ho build largest data center in Vietnam. They gonna do be like instead of helping you out with da Agent Orange. We gonna help you out with building data center space so Gary Glitter don’t be exploiting your young generations. Word on the street is that southern “Uncle” Ho Chi Minh City headquartered QTSC (Que Tyo Squiero Cenchiladas) and DOT (Don Ojump Tohi) Vietnam will invest around $10 million in constructing the 3,281 square foot center.

 Once operational in Septemba, facility will provide hosting for dog roasting websites and backup services to such major klients as govermment agencies, multinational (meaning they do bisiness in more din one country), financial groups and banks.

Ya lye da?

The Future of Web Hosting Is Picking Her Nose

published on January 23rd, 2008 . by admin

Lots of people ask Web Hosting View about the state of the Web Hosting industry and how it all turn out in the future. If you ask us, it’s all gonna go to hell. Hehehe. You won’t have web hosting anymore cause people will just be like, yo i’m not going to browse the web anymore and stuff. Cause little ants will be like, yo we not going to host with HostGator cause they don’t like put ants in their logos and that ain’t right. Then the Africanized bees will be like, can we just eat some honey and not be like making pet food in teh market all day?

Huh, I guess i’m not gonna be like, yo.. waht’s up w/ the pet food references and the HostGator blah blah news and coupons.

Can’t we just get along? Can’t we just have a communized web hosting system for one and all? I just want to take a moment here and tell Barack Obama and Ron Paul to subscribe to my feed damnit cause it’ll make a difference, I only got like 2 subscribers and i’ve been posting and stuff for weeks now. I still haven’t made any money! haah!

Not that *ehem* this blog / magazine is all about u know me making meony.. it’s about providing valuable insights into the hosting industry u nkow what i mean?? yeaa man. that’s all I got to say about that u know.. U know life is like a box of Dell R200 1 U servers, u never know what version of BitchX u gonna get next.

The Effnet was the days back in the days.